A Rare Beast

An ad on our local Craigslist.....
must sell moving 1year old black heifer bull cow friendly pet berts his name ,, come take away make offer im moving hes fat cute wags his tail and is friendly and likes to hug and be patted 


Is it a heifer or a cow, or a cow or a bull, or maybe even a dog?  Well it does seem certain that it's a male, so it's not a heifer or a cow, but not sure about the dog part.

Craigslist...massacring the English language, one heifer bull cow at a time.