I needed a laugh this morning....and got it:)
Here's the followup
And the t-shirt
An update on the chicken situation - We found another body in the morning, so a total of 6 dead. After a search along the fence line, we found feathers, and one horizontal wire on the fence that was broken, which created a hole big enough for a coyote to get through. No doubt it or them were coming in and out all week while there we were away and there were no dogs here. So our job this winter is to clear all the brush and the thorny blackberry vines away from our side, and reinforce the whole 200' fence line. In the meantime the few hens that are left there will remain fenced into the smaller area.