Actually it was an alien spaceship
because when I cut it open, these two green men were inside
And then I killed them, and hacked them into little pieces.
Is it cannibalism if you eat aliens?
Like predicted, they were woody, and tasted like turnips.
I found a little
spaceship kohlrabi yesterday, and when I cut it open, there were no aliens inside.
It was nice and crunchy and not woody and tasted like broccoli stems.